sassiestnugget:

thank u bing for translating white boy

sassiestnugget:

thank u bing for translating white boy

krystalrneth:

I think it’s so sweet when people remember lil things about me but I feel like such a creep when I remember things about people

misshealthgeek:

A very picky chinese farmer who had a bout of genius decided that pears were boring.. tasty but very boring and uninteresting. As any modern day picasso or brilliant person does he decide to go against his mother’s words and play with his food. Setting out to create a buddha pear by encasing the young pears in molds while they’re still on the tree.As they grow they have no choice but to take the shape of the spiritual figure. Buddha pears are sold in china, but the farmer plans to spread the love worldwide. 

moosesweaters:

I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:

little league quidditch

saintlukas:

this is the only vine that matters

flyziik:

norrthlane:

what if you walked onto a flight full of band members honestly what would you do

all of them

brunabrunette:

#That’s one hell of a pick up line

amen

heyfunniest:

Sweet ❤️

patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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Best post on tumblr omg